The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
there is glitter all over my balls
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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