She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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