So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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