3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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