u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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