Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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