going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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