Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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