my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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