What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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