And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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