Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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