Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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