jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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