Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I'm always down for nudity.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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