check it out our google latitudes are spooning
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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