question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my sisters under your porch take her home
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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