There is no way he is gay with that hair.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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