youre lurking in front of me
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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