you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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