just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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