can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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