just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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