I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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