No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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