Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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