I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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