i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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