Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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