Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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