after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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