id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So gin and wine won't be happening again
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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