So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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