so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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