Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just pee around me
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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