normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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