Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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