ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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