k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
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