Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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