I'll bet she douches with gravy.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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