I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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