at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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