Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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