Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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