Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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