I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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I need you to use more vowels.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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