I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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