how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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