He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I didn't notice because vodka
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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