Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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